Churchianity

You know you’ve survived Churchianity if…

• You’ve ever thrown out all your “secular” cds…only to replace them a year later.
• You’ve ever sung Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan’s Island.
• Your vocabulary has ever been peppered with words like “burden” or “fellowship.”
• For graduation, you were given a Thomas Kinkade painting, Max Lucado book, or a leather-bound copy of The Message.
• You’ve actually tried a pack of Testamints.
• You wash your car with a T-shirt that says “GAP–God Answers Prayer.”
• Your ears perk up when you hear words like The Donut Man, McGee & Me, or Psalty the Singing Song-Book.
• You’ve ever taken communion with Doritos and Mountain Dew.
• You wore more than one WWJD bracelet at the same time…on the same wrist.